sketchythiings:

victoryshallbeminehahahaha:

killedmycatatemytailor:

pr1nceshawn:

Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…

Pam’s going far in life.

Ricky’s going pretty far too

Too brilliant to not reblog.

(Reblogged from jevvnose)

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

(Source: lunacswitchyblog)

(Reblogged from headphonesnotears)

moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

(Reblogged from puck-no-puck-you)
sir-hathaway:


gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts)

(Reblogged from theskycouldbeblueidontmind)
(Reblogged from shoopzig)

(Source: nicholasgurewitch)

(Reblogged from liamdryden)

(Source: sizvideos)

(Reblogged from sin-of-the-mockingbird)

rider-waite:

she wears short skirts i wear a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.

she’s cheer captain and i’m ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

(Reblogged from gallifrey-moons-of-kelma)

(Source: nancyishappy)

(Reblogged from jevvnose)

124:

rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

(Reblogged from pixieyale)

dajo42:

[approaches straight couple] so which of you is the yard sard and which is the yale sale

(Reblogged from churchrat)

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

(Reblogged from pandorashobobox)

tsuki-nekota:

Sammy’s life is hard

(Reblogged from gallifrey-moons-of-kelma)